Park Rat

a snowboarder/skier who rides simply for the terrain park on the mountain, being typically inconsiderate of most other resort goers, park rats are obnoxious. however they're hilarious. They can be easily identified by exuberantly baggy clothing, often size XXXL or even XXXXL shirts over their typical outerwear and an affiliation with the brand "Special Blend." They're aight.

Some jackass park rat cut me off..

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Fat Rat

An offensively large dump. A crap of such grave proportions, that should the cruel bastard decide to deliver it whole (without any effort of pinching it off, flushing in between), such a deed would amount to nothing less than an act of pure, unabated vandalism; a destruction of public or private property, with due compensation and mandatory letter of apology to the caretaker of said toilet.

Accomplice: Where ya goin?
Offender: Just poppin' into the loo to squeeze out a fat rat.
*closes door*
*speaking through the door, the conversation continues*
Accomplice: Have you prepared you're letter of apology?
Offender: Aye, writing it on the walls as we speak.

"The fuck?! Who broke my toilet? Whoever just laid this brick, fess up now, or when I find out, I swear I'll shove this fat rat back up your cursed cornhole so far, you'll be belching farts for the next week and a half!"

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rats ass

its a lack of caring

i don't give a rats ass about the customers at walmart

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Riddle Rat

Individual who attends Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. Usually loaded/wealthy or is in a status of high educational debt.

"Hello fellow Riddle Rat!"

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rats cocks

An exclamation or ejaculation expressing disquiet, disgust or disappointment with a given situation. "Rats arses" is an acceptable substitute for more polite occasions.

As in "Rats' cocks! That was my last fag."
Or simply "Rats' cocks!" when, for example, treading in a dog shite.

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rats in a shoebox

An expression used to describe two incarcerated men confined in a prison cell designed for one man.

We are like captive rats in a shoebox for a good portion of every day, expected to behave as gentlemen and not even imagine killing one another!

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Bunker rat

Putin.

because he never leaves his bunker

Bunker rat Putin intimidates to nuke the whole world, because he believes he will survive in his bunker

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