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The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
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When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!
Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.
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spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.
"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers
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Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods
Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed
A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster