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Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.
"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.
Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.
It's a beautiful shot of heroin,ready to inject into one's blood stream.that causes awesomeness.
Josh and Wyane are feeling awesome after a shot of Satan's syrup.
Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.
While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.
The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
A pancake with demon semen used as syrup.
You take your pancakes with maple syrup?
No, I like satanic pancakes.
A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?
"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"