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Often misread as gay spoon. A bad partner in the bedroom. often having a ridiculously small wiener.
Wow what a gav spoon he has the tiniest cock i've ever seen!
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a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass
Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!
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it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!
kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)
kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
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A social drinking game originated in 2005 in Philadelphia that includes strategically placing spoons on a street and drinking when a car/truck/scooter/zebra runs it over (clinks your spoon).
# of Players : Game is for 1 or more players.
What you need to play : 1 or more spoons.
Gameplay is optimized on a porch/stoop/somewhere you can sit to watch and listen to your spoon(s).
A regular car clinking the spoon = 1 beverage sip
A motor bike/four wheeler/monster truck clinking the spoon = 2 beverage sips
An ambulance/cop car/any vehicle with a siren that is on clinking the spoon = Consume half of your beverage
A Huffy Bike/Rollerblader/Baby stroller clinking your spoon= Consume all of your beverage
If a vehicle stops on your spoon, continue drinking until they are no longer on your spoon.
Game enhancements :
1. Placing multiple spoons in the street. This leads to heightened amounts of drinking.
2. Placing spoons on the sidewalk in addition to the street.
3. Playing on a porch or other area off of the sidewalk of the street. Somewhere close enough that you can hear the clink, but far enough away that drivers won't suspect you.
4. Playing on teams (light colored cars vs. dark colored cars).
(From the east side of the street) Here comes an ambulance with it's sirens on ! Clink!
Drink!
(On the sidewalk) Clink! Rogue rollerblader just hit our street spoons!
Drink!
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1) The act of intense spooning, whether platonic or not, possibly leading up to sex. Often referred to in the context where sex does not eventuate, leading to disappointment for one or both parties.
Her: "I was spooning furiously with Tom last night and he never fucking made any moves on me. I know he wanted to because I could feel his raging spooner through his pants."
Her: "I can't believe we didn't have sex last night. I was spooning furiously with this guy for an hour before I got bored and fell asleep."
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When you're eating a brown bag lunch only to realize you didn't bring something to eat with and you fashion a device to eat with out of something else.
"I had to make a prison spoon out of a piece of a plastic dixie cup after I realized I didn't bring anything to eat my lunch with."
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A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.
Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.
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