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an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.
Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.
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a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.
i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.
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1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party
2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.
Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.
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When you season your dick with Old Bay for the sexual pleasure of your partner.
I really wanted to show Megan a good time, so I gave her a Baltimore Steamer.
Nice.
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A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.
I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.
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When someone takes a dump on another's face that is covered in Saran Wrap. But first he pokes holes in the Saran Wrap. The shittee thinks they are covered, but actually they've been Buffaloed. Thus, the Buffalo Steamer.
He gave her the impression she was going to get a Cleveland Steamer, but he poked holes in the Saran Wrap and gave her the surprise of her life: a Buffalo Steamer.
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When a Drag Queen sits on a guys face and queefs!
Jerica Jameson gave that bitch the best velvet steamer of his life!
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