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A "White Monkey" refers to someone, mainly with White skin or a westerner, who is paid by the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) to spread favorable views about them on social media. White Monkey jobs in China include receiving payment from the CCP to mainly white people to live in China, to make China appear desirable to foreigners over Western countries, and promote CCP ideas on social media.
The term "White Monkey" first came around in 2019, where Chinese youtuber "laowhy86" uploaded a video describing these "White Monkey" jobs, and garnered 2.4 million views as of 2021. Laowhy86 describes how the CCP pays small influencers and westerners to promote CCP ideas and China as a whole. This is used as a cover up by the CCP to negative press recently received particularly over the concentration camps of Uyghur Muslims in China, as well as the Free China movement protesting the CCP and it's numerous human rights violations.
The term White Monkey gained traction again after John Cena's apology to the CCP for calling Taiwan a country during his promotion for Fast and Furious 9. Many described Cena as a "White Monkey" for bending over for the CCP, as the CCP denies Taiwan as a separate country and insists it is their own territory. Cena's apology brought criticisms from across the world, due to the CCP's oppression of Taiwan. This garnered him the nickname "John Xina" and made him the star in Chinese social credit memes throughout 2021.
"I saw this guy on tik tok denying the existence of concentration camps in China, he is definitely a White Monkey"
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Stephen Colbert says this is a Hollywood term for something sexual. Mentioned during his wrap up report of the 2003 Emmy Awards, where he apparently participated in an A-Lister orgy during an after party. It is implied to be gross.
Jon Stewart: I think they liked the 'fucking' story better.
Stephen Colbert: I don't blame them Jon. ...I don't blame them Jon. Everyone likes the monkey butter.
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A melanin-deficient person with Neanderthal DNA, AKA white people.
"This Cave Monkey really came in here smelling like a wet dog. Ugh."
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damn, wearing that monkey suit was hell....it was like 110 in the shade....that's the last time I get married in July!
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The act of a female shaking her pussy while dancing.
Damn nukka! That girl knows how to shake that monkey! I think Ima have to get hit that til its dry!
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Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.
I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.
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sick children, children with colds, the flu, or viruses...
I think little johnny gave me his cold. Keep that little fuckin carrier monkey out of my house from now on
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