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patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings May 9, 2018


Patrick Eewing

allowing romantic potential to drain off so that an honest, less dramatic friendship can arise

Bro, really grateful for our mutual Patrick Eewing. This friendship gon be next level.

See Alberto over there? We managed to channel our inner Patrick Eewing. Things have turned out great since then.

by Krkič January 12, 2019


Patrick Moment

When you say youre going to do something and you don’t.

My friend bailed on me after saying he’d help me last night, he had a Patrick Moment.

by SillyMan33 May 11, 2022


patrick azn

Some Dank Skrub Who is Friends With SpongeBob. He is Also Asian. Also he is a typical Sea Star so he grows back his legs

"Dayum Patrick Azn! Nice Legs You Got there!"

by Dank.. May 19, 2016


Patrick Leary

Someone who loves pretzels and hoagies. They also love Philly for some stupid reason.

Wow that guy is such a patrick leary

by Isis34645747486547 May 10, 2019


Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.

- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.

by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 19, 2021


patrick quinn

when he isnt writing for the Associated Press or coaching hockey teams, hes kicking ass and taking names, as are all people so blessed with the name of Patrick Quinn

Person 1: Hey is that Patrick Quinn?
Person 2: yea it is!
<person1 & 2 highfive>

by PDQ February 21, 2008

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