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Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.
{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
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{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
When you pee in the wild. If you were on a walk or something and you'd just drunk two bottles of water so your bladder was burstingly full you'd have to nip into the bushes to do a wild pee. There are different kinds of wild pee,
1. the male kind (in which the male turns away and pretends to be studying the scenery whilst actually they've undone their fly and are peeing),
2. or the female kind (which is far more uncomfortable and involves squatting in a bush and hoping no one notices)
3. or the lunatic kind (which is where you strip naked and pes in FULL view of everyone) 4. or finally the irritating kind (which is where someone, typically teenage males) pee in an inconvenient place, such as on the path where you are likely to walk then strip).
Alex: hey, Jane, whats up?
Jane: I really need a pee!
Alex: have a wild pee then!
Jane: OK!
1. Oh look, he's enjoying the scenery, nowait, HE'S PEEING!
2. What's she doing down there? Oh, right. Peeing. Sorry!
3. OMG!! Look away!! That dude's naked and peeing!! GROSS!!!!
4. Whoa!! Damn I just slipped in some pee.
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A lemon yellow stain in a mans white under pants from not shaking the dew off the lilly well enough. This can also be seen in women's panties where she fails to wipe the pee from her bearded clam after urinating.
Holy shit did you see the pee stain in the crotch of Cindy's panties? That's nasty!
is the rumored merger of Stop & Shop supermarkets with A&P supermarkets.
I think that new supermarket is going to be a Stop & Pee
Hey bro. I'm gonna go out in the parking lot and pee on trucks. Would you like to join me?
A rancid odor your penis gives off after not washing it. Could be the cause of masturbating and not cleaning your penis off afterwards to not washing your penis.
Guy1- *takes off pants*
Guy1- "EWWW! I can smell a case of Stinky Pee already!"
Every Thursday of every odd month, no urine is allowed to escape your body.
One pee pass is supplied every month. Three pee passes can be traded for a nut pass.
A: Dude, are you doing No Pee Thursday?
B: What's No Pee Thursday?
A: NPT is where you can't pee on Thursdays!