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A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.
"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."
Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.
John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."
When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.
Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.
A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.
In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load
Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.
Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.
Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!
When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.
Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock