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To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.
"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"
An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.
Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun
Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said
Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.
Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
The ultra version of man spreading
Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.
Ultra version of man spreading
Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.