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Directly translated means "small deal". a issue thats not really a big deal.
"Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"
"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"
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a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
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A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
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The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.
During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.
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Someone who loves extremely fat and/or flabby breasts or chests, can be either male or female.
"Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
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A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
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shot of 101 proof kentuckey burbon brand name Wild Turkey mixed with 12 ounces of Coca Cola and ice
Good mixed drink
I want a Turkey and Coke. I wanna get drunk tonight
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