I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

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I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

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treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

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Youll have that on them big jobs

Youll have that on them big jobs

Example: ya youll have that on them big jobs

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Tell your crush you like them day

Tell your crush your feelings for them and see if its a yes or no

Hey andrew i really think your cute can we hangout sometime since your my crush and i am telling you this cause its tell your crush you like them day

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All

A rap group from L.A. also written as OFWGKTA, or simply Odd Future. Made popular by Tyler, the Creator, and satanic brown-nosers.

"Ayo mayn, you been listenin to Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All."

"You know you could just say Odd Future."

"DAFUQ YU TALKIN BOUT MAYN"

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yo let me get some of them fuckin _____

Impolite way to ask the standard, "Could have please have _____"

Yo dominos, let me get some of them fuckin kickers.

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