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In Texas hold'em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. So-called because when dealt, it's "time for a beer."
Some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last Sunday. I was so pissed off.
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When you see a person who is obviously from an urban area, such as a ghetto, and as they are speaking, they use their hands to help them annunciate EVERY SINGLE SYLLABLE that comes out of their mouths. One of their hands are closed into a fist, denoting rage, and the other hand is open, so the slapping noise makes their points come across more clearly. Most often than not, women of urban cultures use this tactic, as this tactic usually counters the urban male as he says 'Ya know what I'm sayin' approximately 16 times per sentence.
I only watch the morning talk shows, just to see the girls from the 'hood display their ghetto hands, as they repeat themselves and make no sense at all.
Ouch! Your ghetto hands must really hurt, Shanaynay........you were making a lot of good points just now!!!!
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Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.
"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."
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The hand bridge is when you are TFing a chick and the Ts arent big enough to fully sandwich your D. So she positions her hands in such a way where she bridges the flesh gap, thus enabling you to have a synthetic TFing experience, and more importantly B an L on her F.
guest1: The high collar says "I'm a sophisticated lady," but the low cut screams "put it between the bags."
guest2: you think theyre big enough to TF? Looks like she might need to use the hand bridge.
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1. Hands that get cold way too easily
2. A depiction of a vagina using two pairs of hands
Michael bitches all the time because his vagina hands are freezing
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A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.
What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?
I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
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A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.
‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’
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