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a tommy bestie is a nick name for a friend tommy is a fictional demon so if you friend is funny or dramatic itcan be you as a nick name or insult
omg that was so funny you fricken tommy bestie
To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience
That sounds like tommy chat to me
Tommy (female) is a person who is very selective about with whom they befriend, love, or even share parts of themselves; but when you find yourself as their claimed person, you will never be cared for or about so deeply. She will want to know everything about you to include your triggers (and why) and your most joyful moments. Tommy will make every effort to use her strengths to put a smile on your face. She loves food, music, and dance and will spice up any room with all of the above. Annnnd she probably has great tits. She. Is. Fucking. Majestic!
Dude: “Yo!!! Have you met that new girl Tommy?”
Bro: “Yeah man! She’s not lame like Tommy (male). Tommy (female) is a fucking delight!!!!”
tommy bayliss is the most supportive husband you could ever ask for. He would do anything in his power to make you the happiest girl in the world. hes mine tehe, anyways yes uh uh uh and hes sexy and knows all your sweet spots ok bye ah
Tommy bayliss has my heart forever and ever
A delicious hot beverage similar in composition to both a hot toddy and a dark and stormy
The beverage is made by combining the following ingredients:
1 cup boiling ginger tea
1.5 ounces dark rum
2 to 3 teaspoons brown sugar , to taste
2 to 3 teaspoons lime juice, to taste
1 lime twist
A Hot Tommy is a delicious way to end your day.
A pedophile who does their thing under the threat of extreme violence to the recipient or their parents, while appearing friendly and normal to others.
My childhood best friend had an abusive father and a brother that was a Tommy Taffy. Her whole family was messed up.
Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.
"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"