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A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back
Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet
Beautiful, caring, but she can also be a savage watch out if you mess with her feelings, she can be your best dream or your worst nightmare.
"Tommie Jae is an amazing person, if you treat her right."
A sporting legend prone to injuries in his old age.
1: Might try a Goosie on the ref
2: Mate be careful, Tommy Burke blew out his knees doing one of those.
tommy bayliss is the most supportive husband you could ever ask for. He would do anything in his power to make you the happiest girl in the world. hes mine tehe, anyways yes uh uh uh and hes sexy and knows all your sweet spots ok bye ah
Tommy bayliss has my heart forever and ever
Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.
"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"
A delicious hot beverage similar in composition to both a hot toddy and a dark and stormy
The beverage is made by combining the following ingredients:
1 cup boiling ginger tea
1.5 ounces dark rum
2 to 3 teaspoons brown sugar , to taste
2 to 3 teaspoons lime juice, to taste
1 lime twist
A Hot Tommy is a delicious way to end your day.