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A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
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A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
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Slang for "adulterer". Sounds vaguely like "adulterer" and names them after something of comparable intelligence.
BOB: Wow, Barbara really likes me!
JOE: She's married dude. She's a dull turd.
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When you take a dump, then piss on top and leave it to soak overnight. If the turd is particularly powerful, and the toilet seat is left down, the resulting stench is fucking brutal upon discovery.
This morning I was greeted by a marinated turd when I went into my bathroom.
That bitch pissed me off, so I left a turd marinating in her toilet.
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A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.
Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.
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The active male homosexual.
Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.
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Passing an undesirable job to a co-worker.
That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.
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