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fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.
What did you do yesterday?
It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.
International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.
George: It's wednesday my dudes.
Billy, Micheal and David: *really annoying screaming*
A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.
Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”
The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.
It is Wednesday my dudes...
OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH
A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx
Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!
Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY
We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards
A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year
Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins