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When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
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This was made for games and e-girls how want to flirt with each other
It comes for Draw me like one of your french girls but for gamers.
Hey gamer girl i wanna play you like my e-girls
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Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!
"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"
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The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes
Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"
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yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?
ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆
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A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed
you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Hey I wanna was a good time to get your kids to my gmail address
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