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n. an anus weed is a cluster of anal hairs that have grown long and knot all up inside your bung hole, and when you wipe after taking a massive dump, the anus weed gets ripped out by the toilet paper, thus causing extreme pain and sometimes anal bleeding.
Frent : "Hey Kent, what took you so long in the bathroom? Jesus."
Kent : "Look man, my anus weed was yanked by the toilet paper, so my bung hole started bleeding all down my leg, and I had to clean that poopy blood off before I could come out."
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A substance, located in urban northwest communities, known to get you both high and drunk at the same instance of consumption.
Hey, Kyle, you got any keg weed? I am interested in getting both high and drunk at the same time.
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A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.
When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"
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Shitty ass weed sold to dumbasses who dont know any better.
"This weed sucks ass i think ive been boofed"
"shit i have a headache I think this is some boof ass weed"
"Are you sure this isnt boof weed"
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A new strain of Cannabis Sativa which, after smoking, makes you walk like Frankenstein, i.e., lock-kneed, arms out in front, moaning... basically, the desired effect.
Yo, that cat can't even walk down the STREET.
Shit, he just took two hits of Frankenstein weed. He's lucky he could even get UP.
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In the same family as ghosting and breadcrumbing, tumble weeding is when a person you have been dating low key starts to blow away and disengage from the relationship. They still respond to texts but don’t really give you anything to work with until there’s nothing left for you to say, you just have to let them fade off into the distance.
Mia: Lex, this guy is totally tumble weeding me, he only just replied to my text from two days ago and all he said was ‘haha yeah lol’
Lex: oh babe, yea you got totes tumble weeded
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A term referring to a subclass of left Libertarians. Term denotes their single-minded support for drug legalization. Muh weed libertarians are either too stoned to consider, or willfully ignore, the property rights principles forming the core of libertarian philosophy.
Can be hear proclaiming “Duuuuuuude, Gary Johnson!”
Looking up from Reason magazine, Brad proclaimed , “Government imposed social justice is fine, as long as they don’t mess with muh weed.”
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