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An aggressive form of fisting with a fat person
Got super drunk at the bar last night and took a beefalope home and did some serious whale plunging.
A fat woman at Country Thunder, Saskatchewan
"Look at that fat chick" "that's a prairie whale right there"
Much like the humpback, Rollback whales are known for their large size and peculiar shape when compared to other mammalia. Their main habitat is Wal Mart, where roll back prices are abundant. Too large to move under their own power they rely on small electronically powered vehicles to move them about the store.
"Holy shit dude, so many Rollback Whales at Wal Mart today, this one had to be at least 400lbs"
The Whale Spout is when a guy is jacking off and spouts cum all over his partner. He then proceeds to pee all over the room while screaming like a whale
Damn bro, I think Jenna loved the Whale Spout I gave her the other night!
finn: did you see those whales
Max: yeah they were having whale sex
Finn: yeh
Max: yeh Finn rieniets
Finn: yes Max downs thats the proof
The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.
I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.