finn: did you see those whales
Max: yeah they were having whale sex
Finn: yeh
Max: yeh Finn rieniets
Finn: yes Max downs thats the proof
The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
The bottom belly roll of a morbidly obese woman.
I was about to bang this fat chick and totally had to lift her whale sail to get to her poon.
The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.
I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.
The act of completing a houdini while having sex with a fat girl.
My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her