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Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.
Person A: Who produced Skeletons? I just wanna know
Person B: Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.
When you sit a girl on a stool, and shit on her head. you then marinate your hand in the shit, and spin her in a clockwise direction while slapping her in a counterlockwise motion. After she has been covered, from head to toe, with feces, you kick her in the asshole, and pee on her sister,and scream "I am the man bitches..."
The bitch acted tuff; it got a little dirty But I ran a "Who's The Man" On Her
In the criminal underworld when a man becomes so powerful he is able to show up at another man's home and kill him without repercussions, there are two people involved in this scenario. The one who opens the door and gets shot, and the one who knocks.
I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
-Walter White
a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.
man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol
A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.
“Hi, what are your pronouns?”
“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”
“Bro what-”
The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”
Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.
"so, who's your blue?", "You're my blue Jamal."