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The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon
“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”
A blonde guy who really loves fortnite and loves it so much that he would marry it and have a child with it.
Wow, that guy really loves fortnite. He must be a Grant Baker.
When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.
So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.
When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times
Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen
a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown
what an olivia earl baker
A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.
“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”
A guy who makes bread and says "tatakae... tatakae..."
Eren baker: hey want some bread?
You: no I'm okay.
Eren baker: tatakae... tatakae
You: eren jeager?
EREN BAKER
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