Baker’s Dozen

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

Blowbag

When you are giving anal and poop gets stuck inside your pee hole.

Damnit Sarah! I’m here to make sweet, sweet lovin’ with you, and you just gave me a Blowbag! Gross!

WIBOJ

Wib-age

Wash In the Blood of Jesus

“I think I’m getting Covid.”
I rebuke that! WIBOJ

Tittydong Beach

Rename of the local “Secret’s Beach” just off Small Beach in Maui.
This is the only nude beach in Maui.

Let’s go get loose at Tittydong Beach! Be careful though, the turtles might bite off your juicy meat.

Hookworm

When someone with an excessively huge boner, has someone with an excessively tiny boner enter their pee hole for sexy times.

Josh has the largest ween ever! Sam’s on the other hand, is so micro tiny. I bet Josh and Sam could Hookworm each other.

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