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Caydon is the definition of godliness and cleanliness he smells like beautiful flowers and has a round booty.
He has black hair and brown eyes and he can make you hard or wet instantaneously.
oh my gosh. He is so hot who is that?
Oh that’s caydon smith.
I’m wet from joy.
The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’
A man or woman with the unnatural capability to work the D, Whether it's their own or somebody else's. You may find the D smith anywhere, In the street, down an ally, or in the bedroom. The D-Smith will always succeed in any D related tasks, the masters of the art of D-Smithery.
Sophie: "Oh man, Duncan is such a D-Smith"
Percy: "Totally, he can get any woman he wants!"
Alex smith is a nice guy when your with him alone but he teds to switch up when around a group of people. Alex smith also invites people to his house so he can be invited to their gatherings
John "yo did you see Alex Smith today"
Jim "no i figured he was using me"
Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing
Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend
Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving
Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!
If you are a Colm Smith, you are the perfect human being. You have no flaws and have a giant penis.
"That guy over there looks like such a Colm Smith."