Cocoa Nut Wipe

When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.

Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.

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Wipe your nose

This is a gang term. It is placing your index finger below the nose signifying the other members that their opponent is near by. They could be facing the person that is being flagged. They do this to scare off unwanted company or to keep sight of someone. It doesn’t always necessarily mean murder. Usually someone is being robbed or targeted for some act of violence.

Wipe your nose - index finger under your nose and slide horizontally.
I had to beat him up.( We “Wiped his nose!”)

Oh he is 12, he snitched so we “Wiped his nose”

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Wipe his nose

”Wipe his nose” means running up on someone to murder or rob them

“Yo let’s wipe his nose”

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Alabama Wet Wipe

Noun

1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.

I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.

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ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

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one-wipe wonder

A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.

At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.

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wipe me down

I am clean and on all the time. Fresh. Fly. Tight

Wipe Me Down because I am on.

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