Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!
shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye
I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.
When your lady cheats on you, you fuck the cheaters lady in the ass as an act of payback.
Dan's lady ain't gonna shit right for a week after the Wisconsin payback I gave her.
When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
Act of pouring cooled cheese into a girls asshole. You then light her asshole up with your cock and she farts the cheese out onto your face.
How do you do the Wisconsin CheeseMelt?
A popular drink found only in bars local to Wisconsin, Delaware, Detroit, Bangladesh, and Cincinnati. The the drink has elusive ingredients though it's effects are well documented. Most common effects are hallucinations and a lack of object permanence. Of course the name is derived from it's place of creation and it's usual tendency to cause people to blackout soon after consumption.
Person A: Dude I was in Bangladesh a few months ago. Have you ever heard of or tried a Wisconsin blackout?
Person B: A Wisconsin what?
Person A: Bro that shit had me fucked up. I think I pierced my own kneecap but I really can't remember.
To wake up your partner with a blowjob.
Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night