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Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.
The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.
Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers
How yours life going ?
Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell
aiden murphy is a brick and i probably spelled his name wrong
Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law
That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.
"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"
Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck
“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”