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A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
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A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.
Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
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When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
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The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.
After eating Thanksgiving dinner :
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
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Someone who loves extremely fat and/or flabby breasts or chests, can be either male or female.
"Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
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A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
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You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey
Verb Turkey fingered
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
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