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Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020


Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021


satanic pancake

A pancake with demon semen used as syrup.

You take your pancakes with maple syrup?

No, I like satanic pancakes.

by Phil Minx January 17, 2018


Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015


satan time

Something above demon time.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.

Guy1:"bro what's wrong with Joe he acting sus"
Guy2:"Fam he's on satan time."

by Rusty58921 May 20, 2021


satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010


Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 28, 2022