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1. A girl that fucks you
then your best friend
then your cousin
then your best friend's cousin
and your bro
then the guy next door
then his neighbor
then a random dude form the bar
then the next day her Facebook status says "I love my hubby"
2. A female that could potentially fuck a entire family tree and possibly the entire town they reside in, while supposedly being in a committed relationship.
Me: I totally got brained off by Roxy last night!
Friend: What!?!?! Are you sure because I fucking layed pipe like the mario brothers on that.
Me: Hey, I just hope it was before you got your turn. You know she is a total whore bag.
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Kevin, at the pool: Hey what's that clacking noise?
Mark, puffing out his chest: That's my marble bag. Check it out.
Kevin, cupping: Not bad, not bad.
Mark, jumping back: Hey! Look, but no touch!
Kevin: I've held better.
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a useless fuck. Normally a co-worker who does not pull their weight nearly enough. They tend to drove in packs in the military, ie: navy
There are alot of shit bags in the navy.
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Government paid thugs throw a black bag over your head and kidnapp you whilst beating the piss out of you and making you disappear for ever. (as in V for Vendetta)
Tommy said some bad stuff about President Obama and he was Black-Bagged.
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there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa
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(baeg the draygon)
A. When one makes a shot in cutthroat.
B. When someone has to take a monsterous shit
C. When somebody owns a prank caller.
D. When one orders an extra large penis.
"Ya ok, 30 minutes? Perfect. Extra Large Penis?" "He just baged her dragon."
"What is that brown stuff on the lawn." "O dam, somebody just baged the draygon."
Bag The Dragon...you bitches
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(noun) a carry-bag that you keep by the door in case you have to evacuate from home on very short notice, or accompany someone to the hospital on an emergency basis
I keep a go bag handy, its got underwear and sox for 72 hours, a change of clothes, a sweater, gloves, all my essential medications, cash and coin, a phonecard, a flashlight and spare batteries, alkaline pack for my cellphone, photocopies of all my essential documents, a list of family phone numbers and emergency contacts, as well as water and dogfood, biscuits, her comfort toys, a blanket for her, and her meds.
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