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The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
I don’t fucking know man! Ask the cow!
Come on girls don’t be such cowards
Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day
Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam
Gabby is equivalent to a whole. Fuck you rick ask her instead of me since you think she's hotter. die.
_ is a bitch and likes someone named Gabby who is a nasty whore.
Ask Gabby instead she's a dumbass.
On this day, Emily has to ask out Daniel
Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.
- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
on may 16th is ask Duia out Day.
So if you know a Duia ask her on the 16th may out.
You: hey duia!
Duia: hey you.
You. I wanna ask you out today cuz it's national ask Duia out Day!!
Duia: yeah sure:))
To indirectly make a request of a person by verbally talking about what you need from them without directly asking them. Asking for a friend is a common obvious way of dry asking but often times dry asking is not as obvious. Often manipulative and rude. Punks, simps, people pleasers, and thirsty members of the opposite sex are easy targets of dry asking.
*The victim and bystander in this scenario is aware that the that the asker is most likely broke before the verbal exchange.
Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.