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When you absolutely shit your fucking pants
Joe: whats that smell?
Xavierthe4thsexy: Sorry I was baking brownies
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Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?
Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato
Girl: yes I am
Guy: yes
When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.
Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?
No. Im baking a turd right now.
You tripping
Jay - bro ya girlfriend ugly
Mir- they baked you ?
A satisfied vagina.
A pussy that just went through rough sex.
After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.
As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.