the most show stopping, s*xy, all around fabulous creature ever full stop.
think dora the explorer but like with no hair
Russian nickname for American pornographer Johnny Sins.
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Did you shave your head? You look like the fucking Bald from Brazzers.
A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango
The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
when someone with a shaved head weighs in their opinion
person with shaved head: Harry’s house isn’t even that good
Emily: ok bald