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Hair style the morning after being bonked like crazy!
Wow! Emma, you got some serious bed head going on!
It’s a bed that is annoying and won’t let you sleep and you have crippling depression from and insane insomnia.
Man that’s an annoying bed
The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head
"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"
A large budget for a specific purpose.
"You shit the money bed my friend!"
Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.
My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.
Sex in the AM.
I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.
When you decide to move away from your computer to "sleep" when you really just lie in bed with your phone.
Man I really should start "going to bed," I've been on the computer for like 9 hours.