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Hair style the morning after being bonked like crazy!
Wow! Emma, you got some serious bed head going on!
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It’s a bed that is annoying and won’t let you sleep and you have crippling depression from and insane insomnia.
Man that’s an annoying bed
8👍 5👎
The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head
"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"
8👍 5👎
A large budget for a specific purpose.
"You shit the money bed my friend!"
9👍 5👎
Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.
My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.
9👍 5👎
Sex in the AM.
I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.
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When you decide to move away from your computer to "sleep" when you really just lie in bed with your phone.
Man I really should start "going to bed," I've been on the computer for like 9 hours.
10👍 7👎