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'First against the wall'. Refers to an outgoing elite who will face the firing squads 'when the revolution comes'.
"When I am king, you will be first against the wall" Radiohead - Paranoid Android
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the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
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When a guys bulge is very noticeable in a tiktok video either on purpose or accidentally and it makes its self very apparent
“Omg did you see Tyler’s new tiktok I don’t think he saw his bulge showing”
“It looked at me first”
I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"
I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"
He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"
It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.
My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.
He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
"Dude the book we read in health reminded me of 'My First Kachow'!"
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A First Nation Sensation is a person of indigenous decent of North America, who is absolutely outstanding. These people can multitask anything, hold down a job, family and find time to help others. They know how to make income, put others before themselves and be extremely proud of their culture. They know how to be traditional and have the utmost respect for Mother Nature. These people also take good care of their bodies, that is their temple. They eat food that is healthy for their bodies and they exercise regularly. They also remain humble, for that is the way they were brought up, yet they are fiercely proud of their family and children.
"Paula is a First Nation Sensation, she loves to camp with her children and respect Mother Nature as a part of her culture. She works hard for her family and wants the best for her them, I admire her".
I admire First Nations who love to work hard for their families, its not easy these days, they are a "First Nation Sensation".
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the state of being super hungry when there's nothing available to eat but lots of food you don't feel like eating.
"Man, I'm hungry! What do we have in the house?"
"Oh, there's pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -"
"Nah, that all sounds terrible. God, I'm first-world starving!"
When you sit in the bulkhead seat in coach and are right behind the first class section.
I got lucky to sit in Hillbilly First Class on my trip home for Thanksgiving.