You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!
A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.
Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."
Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."
A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.
You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.
when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually
Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.
a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look
I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch
Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?