I can't do this with you right now.

The thing your friend says when he obviously lost the argument

Lucas Dude Cmon it's obvious.
Munir I can't do this with you right now.

You can't fight City Challah Burger

From Bob's Burgers: A special burger that comes on a challah roll

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You can't fight City Challah Burger, you should try it!"

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I can't believe its not butter face

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

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Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.

*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*

Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

You can't call both sides of the coin?

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

i literally can't think of anything creative

Every single word already had it's own definition.

Seriously i literally can't think of anything creative

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square bitches can't stand me

When fake hoes be hating on a nigga

You're ex is mad at you.

"Square bitches can't stand me"

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