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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
TRUE LOVE ( SHES MY COOKA CHEW )
I realy want want to be with my wee cooka chew
when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.
derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
Cherry Poprock Chewing - When someone of any sex is performing a rimjob on someone of any sex and begins chewing on their hemorrhoids
“I heard that in prison if you bend down in the shower, someone will do some cherry poprock chewing on you”
To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.
"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"