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Known typically as Cilantro or Coriander. This herb tastes like soap and is used, for some reason, to ruin otherwise perfectly delicious food from every and all cultures.
The fresh guacamole looked fantastic until they covered it with The Devil’s Pubes.
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A gangster devil (GD) is one who possesses both the abilities and demeanor of a gangster while being seductive and mischievous like the devil. GDs like to celebrate their respective nationalities: for example, Mexican GDs serve Modelo cervezas during their meetings; Canadian GDs have pancakes with extra maple syrup. Whenever possible, gangster devils will unite and work together. GDs readily sense one another's presence and often communicate non verbally. BEWARE OF CONGREGATING GANGSTER DEVILS. The biggest challenge that comes from dealing with GDs is not recognizing them from the start. They are chameleons and experts in disguising their identities. This is done in a plethora of ways, from constantly sipping on hot tea and having snacks at the ready, to adorning their bodies with head-to-toe Ninja Turtle attire. Not looking like a gangster devil is THE key to being a gangster devil, so if someone or something (yes, thing. GDness runs in all animal species) looks too cute and acts too sweet... you probably have a gangster devil on your hands. GDs are very furtive about their allegiances. Not only will they deny it, they will distract you with earthly pleasures to make you forget you considered it. Thus is the nature of the gangster devil- impishly charming their way through your life. So far, the only cure that has been found is adaptation aka the only way to beat a gangster devil is to become one yourself. That is why awareness is key, to stop the cycle before it starts.
"The teacher had no idea her best student was cheating on her exam; what a gangster devil."
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The Devil in Diacovo is similar to the evil within but refers specifically to a woman who, at most times is mild-mannered and good-willed. However, when provoked by the gods of drunkeness, will unleash the inner 'devil in diacovo' and wreak havoc on passerbys and innocent bystanders.
She was having a good time, drinkin some beers. Then all of sudden she went missing, the devil in diacovo took over and she was peeing the corner of the bar.
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Something that is bad that you do not like.
E.g. Tuna is the devils cousin
Tuna is the devils cousin
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When an older woman drinks a frozen concauction right from her blender while driving a Cadillac Deville down the street.
She had nothing to do for the afternoon, so she fired up her blender and went out for a Margarita Deville.
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pulled pork bbq with 2 bottles of crystal hot sauce and jack daniels and crushed red peppers. dankness
Yo nigga when we gonna make that devils butt again?
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“How was your night”
“Not good, I got hot sauce on my devils doorbell”
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