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Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.
Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!
A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.
The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.
I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!
He's got bureau disease...It looks like his chest fell into his drawers.
Short for Boring Site Disease. When a website is so incredibly boring that it has the ability to infect people reading the website. Symptoms may include: drowsiness, inability to focus, zombie-like behavior, yawning, and an intense need to show everyone how boring it is.
My boss updated our site today. I think it has BS disease because I saw everyone passed out at their desks after we were all told to read the new content.
A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”