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When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical
Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition
Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.
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Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you
(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
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When there are so many ups and downs in a day, or in any way rapid-fire. You get a raise, your pet dies, you win a raffle, it rains and floods the basement, it's pay-day a bird shits on your car....you get the point
Saturday March 23rd, 2013
what a roller coaster of emotions!
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When a nigga starts getting in they feelings over some dumb shit
That nigga Zach was being an emotional ass nigga in school today
While physical trauma heals, serious emotional trauma leaves permanent psychological scars.
Getting my foreskin caught in my trouser zipper at age 5 was bad enough, but what gave me serious emotional trauma was when my mother had to unzip it.
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When you have a very hurtful or terrifying feeling that threatens your very moral fiber while you happen to be inside a phone booth. This phrase was introduced to the public in the Will Ferrel movie Anchor Man.
Im trapped in a glass case of emotion... Will Ferrel
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Calling someone who you don't want a relationship or sex with just to boost your self esteem
I called my ex for an emotional booty call because I was feeling lonely
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Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically guys named Mike and girls named Ha have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get together.
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