did did did ers

those things on the edge of a road that are put there to wake you up if you fall asleep and go too far over- no one has ever been able to tell me the proper name for them so they have become the "did did did ers" (the sound they make when you drive over them)

sara: "im so tired from all this driving.... zzzzzz"
jane:" dude wake up!! you just hit the did did did ers!!"

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Get er done

Change in political process by way of fornication or other ("metaphorical") sexual practice.

"Get er done; F--- her 'till it's democracy!"

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Neik emak ya er

It is a term used to disrespect someone's mother by saying that they will have sexual interactions with her.

Tom Neik emak ya er

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fuck-er or fuck-ee

supplier and receiver

ie: whos' going to drive? are you so tired you, "can't do much"

sometimes it is not readily apparent who will be the fuck-er or fuck-ee. -during the holiday season especially, it is probably better to give than receive! now, supposing both parties plan to give? -simple! keep a fire extinguisher nearby!!!!!!!!!

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Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

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Skid Er' Done

Skid Er' Done. The act of committing the Skid-like ritual of 'Skidding' or hanging outside convenient stores or any other public place, such as a mall, a movie theater, etc.

Hey dude, lets Skid Er' Done outside mcDicks for awhile!

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u/b/er-tard

a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!

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