The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb
Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
A day were everyone monki or coral is a monki that day
"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*
When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
Funky Feg, originating from South Belfast is a tobacco rolled cigarette with a sprinkle of ketamine over it to earn the term funky. Straight roach no filter.
‘Hey Joel want to roll a funky feg?’
‘Yeh man what’s a funky feg’
‘A cigarette with some horse tranquilliser sprinkled over it!’
Same thing as The Jackhammer sex move but with funky disco music playing
Josh: I did the funky jackhammer with Sarah last night! Listened to Electric Boogaloo and smashed that pussy
a cool, funky fat person.
"that funky chunk has got some moves!"
When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky
“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”