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A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
Girls: You're being such a hans tonight. Get up and actually do something with yourself.
High Ass N*gga
Used when someone is absolutely cooked out of his/her mind.
Person 1: Have you seen Jake?
Person 2: Yea that man is a fuckin HAN, I heard he just smoked 17 bowls
Hans is a good guy who loooves his gadgets and toys. He has the best TV. A VR head set. An arcade racing chair but at home. Nice camera. Nice haircut. 2 cool cats. Hot wife. He takes great pride in what he has built for himself
Hans is so cool you almost forget he’s from Florida
A funny charming person who always likes to have a good time and has the cutest smile. The life of the party and a good loyal friend. You can always depend on him to have your back when it really matters.
Man, Han is such a fun guy to be around
Han is the definition of a man written by a woman in storybooks.
He is smart and hardworking. Incredibly independent so it might take a while for him to start relying on you. However, he is the most dependable guy. He is very reliable and is always there for you. He is athletic and likes to play basketball. But he’s also a romantic guy who writes poetry for you and serenade you with songs. He may appear cold at first but once you get to know him, he’s the warmest person you’ll ever meet (also gives great hugs!).
If Han is your boyfriend, you are the luckiest person in the whole world. He will cherish you and will always make sure you are taking care of yourself. Your happiness is precious to him and he will not only tell you but show you through his actions too. For example, he pays attention to your habits and catches himself copying you unconsciously!
Be careful though! He does snore pretty loud at times.
Person 1: Han is your boyfriend? I guess he must be very silly!
Person 2: but I bet he’s the sweetest too!
Person 3: You’re so lucky.
She is weird BUT kind and energetic. She will kill you if you yell back at her. She is a VERY smart person and is usually Asian. Han is very shy and has barely any friends. inside she will have a kind overprotective heart and will care about you if you care about her. If you have one in your life MAKE SURE you hit her.
OMG, it's HAN!
SHe's so quiet!
Has she ever spoken in school?