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The words in the textbox before you enter something we're sure you wouldn't want you mother to see.
Mother: Son whatcha doin?
Son: About to Type any word here...
Mother: DAMN YOU SON
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ARE YOU SERIOUS. YOU TYPED type your definition here... GO OUTSIDE
PLS GET A LIFE
Person 1 : Hi! How are you? Person 2 : Type your definition here... Person 1 :Get away from me...I'm going to call 911
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used to call someone in a group of people a bitch without pointing them out.
Me:enters room
Also me:smells like bitch in here
Everyone:Gasps
Usually used when one wants someone to stay in a place but also wishes to convey how rediculous the notion of leaving is.
Person 1: Right, I have to go. I have work in the morning.
Person 2: Get out and stay here! Who cares about work?!
Australian expression meaning "we're not here to fuck around", "Get your arse in gear", "get a move on", "let's get on with it", etc
Usually required when someone is Dragging the Chain and making the rest of the group wait until they're done fucking around.
Has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.
Come on mate, get your arse into gear, we're not here to shag spiders!
I will make you so confident you will walk like a silverback in a bulletproof vest
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year
That to me
is why i am here
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What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.
1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!
2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)
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