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hurtin’ Jose

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.

“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”

by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022


jose-christian

Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male

Jose-Christian is the best name

by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017


Chuy / jose martinez

The biggest joto out there.

Chuy / jose Martinez is muy joto with that pedicure.

by July 29, 2023


san jose catholic school

A school with a bunch of preppy white kids.Occasionally you’ll see some weird goth kids but that’s about it.

Hey do you go to San Jose Catholic school

by Shrekpuffbar September 11, 2021


Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.

Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"

by Black-Bandit May 24, 2018


Jose Delacruz

A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.

Hey did you here about Jose Delacruz dating that new ugly girl that’s 2 grades lower.

by Fuck you jose December 8, 2019


San Jose Water

New Amsterdam Peach Vodka & Sprite

Instead of buying drinks inside the venue, let's pregame with some San Jose Water

by thatonedudemaloof June 2, 2018