Last Shot Hot

When an otherwise unattractive or downright ugly woman appears to be attractive because she is the last resort, or "last shot" a man has at engaging in intercourse for that particular evening.

Another interpretation is that the woman appears attractive only after the man has had "one last shot" of alcohol.

It was last call at the bar, and Duane had yet to find a woman at the bar to go home with. In his drunken desperation, the overweight 40-something brunette with a missing front tooth appeared attractive to him. After talking her up and taking her home for coitus, Duane awoke the next morning to her hideous visage, and found that unfortunately, she was only Last Shot Hot.

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the last of the real ones

the biggest bop of the century

lmao i love the last of the real ones

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last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.

"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"

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Last Call Pussy

When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".

These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.

"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to the local dive bar at 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"

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last song syndrome

when you end up singing random songs that you last heard whether you like the song or not. You might have heard this song in a span of 30mins or a max 8hrs.

w1: hit me baby one more time....(sings)
w2: i thought you dont like that song
w1: i know, im just having some last song syndrome and im tryin to get rid of it.

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last word nazi

The kind of assholes who always have to have the last word in an argument, no matter what, in order to preserve their self esteem.

They will usually try to change the subject once they know that they've lost.

normal person: "okay dude shut up this is serious"

last word nazi: "don't tell me what to do."

normal person: "why couldn't you just say 'okay fine' like a normal person?"

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The Last Mile

(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their shit in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)

*walking down the street*
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away

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