butt-load

The metric unit used for measuring masses in the quanities that one average-sized butt can hold. Can also be with the subfixes... kilobutt-load, megabutt-load, nanobutt-load, and so on. Gay people like to use this as a reference.

Jack: Yeah so I found this apple in the store, it was HUGE! Probably about one megabutt-load!
Sally: Whoa, maybe if youre gay.

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WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

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Gangsta Loaded

1)the process of loading a handgun's magazine with several different types of bullets and often with the wrong size bullet 2) not keeping a round in the chamber so one can rack the slide to appear "gangsta".

T.T.'s gun exploded cuz it was gangsta loaded!

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Load rag

A rag, towel, Kleenex, handkerchief used to clean up ejaculate.

I had a load rag that stands up on its own. It took so many loads. I put it in a frame and called it art work.

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load curve

1. A chart showing the amount of electricity customers use over a period of time.

2. The measured arching distance a man's ejaculate travels upon orgasm.

The best way for a man to improve his load curve is to forgo masturbation for at least two to three days before ejaculation.

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performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

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G-load

a grip load, a hand full.

dude, there is a G-load of fish in the water.

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