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When you have a rather large penis and would like to give her the dagger
Would you “wung sung lung”?
Do you wanna wung sung later ?
An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"
P1: Whoa did you see that?!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.
That’s even worse
When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung
“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “
A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
the term often used by a smoker to describe the terrible condition of their lungs after years of heavy smoking.
Working out is hard with my tartar lung
After this party, Im going to wake up with a terrible tartar lung.