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A lie told by a dope boy ,friend,cuz hell anyone to make you think they are near by you
Hey yo,we almost dare we on market street, laughing usly in back ground cause that fool is in a far away place or near by and aint comin till they feel like it
A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.
Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?
Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
A blonde mf that looks like Sid from the ice age.
Wow! Look at that stark market. Ugly mf
An individual, usually a bloke who walks with his arms out as if suffering from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms held out away from the body as if carrying a pig, under each arm to be sold at the local market.
Look at this skinny clown at the bar - he’s carrying the pigs to market!
A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.
You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.
Like the black market but just for toilet paper
I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market
Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.
You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.